Things That Have Annoyed The Shit Out of Me This Week

This week I have managed to almost throat punch someone approximately twelve times. My restraint is admirable. So many things … More

Baby Horses, Meatballs, and Selfies

I am a magnet for the weird, strange, and just plain creepy. But this week has been next level. I … More

Nothing is more awkward than walking into the office bathroom and thinking you are completely alone, only to realize while … More

The first time somebody called me Rachel, I was in the fourth grade. A classmate of mine kept poking my … More

This morning as I walked into the bathroom to start my day, I took my Nightguard out of my mouth … More

Tick Tock. Tick Tock. My clock is running low on batteries. Thirty is literally right around the corner. The husband … More

The big 3-0 is fast approaching and it is safe to say that I am having all kinds of feelings. … More

If I had a dollar for every time I failed today, I would have approximately $6.00. That’s not a whole … More

My breakfasts are pretty standard and routine. I have a cup of coffee, a banana, and either a bowl of … More

We all have those moments where we are trying not to listen to someone else’s conversation but inevitably get sucked … More