I’m not sure when it happened, exactly. “Where Are U Now” was playing like every 30 minutes on the radio. … More
Category: Shenanigans
Toothaches And Dental Floss
I am looking for an alternative to going to the dentist. Maybe a Witch Doctor or a Monk who specializes … More
My Phobia Is Totally Normal. Who The F#@! Is Afraid Of Cheese?!
I am deathly afraid of spiders. I am so afraid of spiders that if there is one in the same … More
To The Guy I Kicked On The Train This Morning: I’m Sorry
I am tired. No, tired doesn’t really have the right ring to it. I am exhausted. Like straight up haggard. … More
Living With RBF: A Sad Story Of My Deprived Facial Muscles
Do you suffer from Resting Bitch Face Syndrome? Aahhhhhhhhhh… Gold ole’ RBF aka CBF (Chronic Bitch Face). I would like … More
Damn You St. Lucian Sun!!
Holy Shitballs, why am I still peeling?!?! It has been two weeks since I returned from my honeymoon in St. … More
Taylor Swift Can Help You Break Up With Your Boyfriend
Ok, so maybe this is old news… But I just stumbled across it and I feel it is too fantastic … More
F*!% I Am Weeded!! Restaurant Nightmares..
I have a full bar, 8 tables, and a service bar that is making that dreaded printing sound every two … More
Almond Butter And Undercooked Eggs.. I Blame You, St. Lucia.
So I have completed Day One of my Meal Prep Plan. Yeah, I started on a Tuesday… So what? It … More
Stetson Original, Boogers, And The Nobel Peace Prize
I have been on hiatus. Why did I let so much time pass?? I blinked and like 6 months passed! … More