I have a full bar, 8 tables, and a service bar that is making that dreaded printing sound every two seconds. I am out of cold glasses, out of side plates, and out of silverware. I am pouring a Tall Coors Light in a just washed (ok, more like rinsed), lukewarm glass when the keg …
I have been on hiatus. Why did I let so much time pass?? I blinked and like 6 months passed! So I started a new job… Well, more like I officially started my “professional career.” I am now a Train Commuter. I spent three years driving back and forth to Baltimore, spending countless hours in …
This morning as I walked into the bathroom to start my day, I took my Nightguard out of my mouth and chucked it in the trash can. I kind of just stood there and stared at it for a few seconds in utter disappointment before rolling my eyes, letting out a huge sigh, and picking … Continue reading
Thirteen Going on Thirty is what comes to mind when admitting to myself out loud that I actually crossed the threshold into my thirties. I went to bed an angsty pre-teen in my sky-blue cloud pajamas, thinking about my middle school crush, and woke up as a thirty year old woman in St. Louis on … Continue reading
“Do you ever wonder where they go?” Anna was gazing down at the water rushing past her feet. “Where who go?” I asked. “The fish. Where do they go? Do they have a place they consider home? A final destination of sorts? Or do they just swim back and forth aimlessly all day?” Anna replied. … Continue reading
I am going to talk about something that make a lot of people uncomfortable. Something that our society (and societies around the world) likes to brush under the rug and pretend it isn’t as big of a deal as it really is. The shower was boiling hot as it rained down against her back, but … Continue reading
Tick Tock. Tick Tock. My clock is running low on batteries. Thirty is literally right around the corner. The husband and I are finally at that point where we have decided that trying for a family is going to happen in the somewhat near future. It’s wonderful and terrifying all at the same time. In … Continue reading
The big 3-0 is fast approaching and it is safe to say that I am having all kinds of feelings. Enough to fill an entire blog post at another time. But the one thing that is utterly undeniable is that I have to make better food choices if I want to stay away from wearing … Continue reading
If I had a dollar for every time I failed today, I would have approximately $6.00. That’s not a whole lot of dollars but it could buy a family of three dinner at McDonalds, so that stands for something. Either way, it is way too many fails for one day. This last month has been … Continue reading
