This week I have managed to almost throat punch someone approximately twelve times. My restraint is admirable. So many things … More
Tag: Funny
Baby Horses, Meatballs, and Selfies
I am a magnet for the weird, strange, and just plain creepy. But this week has been next level. I … More
Bathroom Ninjas, Toenails, and Microwave Villains
Nothing is more awkward than walking into the office bathroom and thinking you are completely alone, only to realize while … More
When You Finally Realize Being an Adult Isn’t For Everyone
This morning as I walked into the bathroom to start my day, I took my Nightguard out of my mouth … More
Toothaches And Dental Floss
I am looking for an alternative to going to the dentist. Maybe a Witch Doctor or a Monk who specializes … More
Stetson Original, Boogers, And The Nobel Peace Prize
I have been on hiatus. Why did I let so much time pass?? I blinked and like 6 months passed! … More
My Daily Thoughts While Driving Through Hell
I sit in a lot of traffic. A lot. Every day is an unknown abyss of what lies ahead for … More