This week I have managed to almost throat punch someone approximately twelve times. My restraint is admirable. So many things … More
Tag: Humor
Baby Horses, Meatballs, and Selfies
I am a magnet for the weird, strange, and just plain creepy. But this week has been next level. I … More
Bathroom Ninjas, Toenails, and Microwave Villains
Nothing is more awkward than walking into the office bathroom and thinking you are completely alone, only to realize while … More
Feeling Nostalgic: Growing Up 90’s Style
Why is time going so slow?! Two minutes left before lunch… (Bell rings). Finally! I throw my books into my … More
For The Record, My Name Is Not Rachel (or Jessica)
The first time somebody called me Rachel, I was in the fourth grade. A classmate of mine kept poking my … More
When You Finally Realize Being an Adult Isn’t For Everyone
This morning as I walked into the bathroom to start my day, I took my Nightguard out of my mouth … More
Wait A Second… I’m Thirty?!
Thirteen Going on Thirty is what comes to mind when admitting to myself out loud that I actually crossed the … More
Questions To Ask Yourself Before Having Kids
Tick Tock. Tick Tock. My clock is running low on batteries. Thirty is literally right around the corner. The husband … More
Avo-Matcha I love you… My Wallet Doesn’t
The big 3-0 is fast approaching and it is safe to say that I am having all kinds of feelings. … More
I Failed Today So You Didn’t Have To
If I had a dollar for every time I failed today, I would have approximately $6.00. That’s not a whole … More