Turkey Sausage and Lent

My breakfasts are pretty standard and routine. I have a cup of coffee, a banana, and either a bowl of … More

Princess Diana, Pneumonia, and Baby Pandas

I was sick. Really sick. The kind of sick that gets you locked up in Oxygen Tent Quarantine Hell. I … More

We all have those moments where we are trying not to listen to someone else’s conversation but inevitably get sucked … More

I’m not sure when it happened, exactly. “Where Are U Now” was playing like every 30 minutes on the radio. … More

I am looking for an alternative to going to the dentist. Maybe a Witch Doctor or a Monk who specializes … More

I am deathly afraid of spiders. I am so afraid of spiders that if there is one in the same … More

I am tired. No, tired doesn’t really have the right ring to it. I am exhausted. Like straight up haggard. … More

Do you suffer from Resting Bitch Face Syndrome? Aahhhhhhhhhh… Gold ole’ RBF aka CBF (Chronic Bitch Face). I would like … More

Holy Shitballs, why am I still peeling?!?! It has been two weeks since I returned from my honeymoon in St. … More

Ok, so maybe this is old news… But I just stumbled across it and I feel it is too fantastic … More